Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
老师：玛利亚，去地图上把北美洲指出来。
Maria: Here it is.
玛利亚：在这里。
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
老师：没错。现在、同学们，是谁发现了美洲呀？
Class: Maria.
全班：玛利亚
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
老师：约翰，你干嘛趴在地上做乘法题啊？
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
约翰：你不是说不准用桌子吗……（table有两个意思：乘法表和桌子）
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?
老师：格林，你怎么拼写“鳄鱼”？
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
格林：K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
老师：不对，错了。
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
格林：也许吧，但是你问我、我怎么拼的嘛！
(I love this kid)
（我爱这个小鬼）
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
老师：唐纳，水的化学公式是什么？
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
唐纳：H I J K L M N O。
Teacher: What are you talking about?
老师：你在说什么呀？
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
唐纳：昨天你说的啊：“从H到O”（H2O，小鬼理解成H to O了）
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
老师：温妮，说出一样“十年前我们没有、现在很重要”的东西。
Winnie: Me!
温妮：我！
Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
老师：格林，为什么你总那么脏呢？
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
格林：我离地比你近啊……
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
老师：米莉，用“I”开头造个句。
Millie: I is...
米莉：I is...
Teacher: No Millie...Always say, "I am."
老师：不对米莉，用“I”的时候我们都说“I am”。
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
米莉：那好吧……“我是字母表里的第九个”。
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
老师：现在，西蒙，老实告诉我，你吃饭前都祈祷吗？
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
西蒙：不，老师，我犯不着。我妈煮的菜挺好吃的。
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
老师：哈罗德，那种人家已经不想听了他还不停讲话的人叫什么？
Harold: A teacher.
哈罗德：老师呗。
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